WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD DUMP A GIANT CUP FILLED WITH SODA ON THEIR MOM?

 THAT’S RUDE, CRUDE & DOWN RIGHT SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE.

 (If your mother were Mother Earth, would you still litter?)

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The Badger Naturists and the Friends of Mazo Beach cordially invite you to mess around with the Talkin’ Trash Team during their Autumn “Rubbish Roundup”.

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 Help make this final clean-up of 2009 a rousing success.

 Meet at the Mazo Beach parking lot at 10 am on Saturday, September 26th.

 After registration and refreshments we’ll pick up our bags and fashionable orange vests before disbursing along Laws Drive & Highway Y to find treasures.

Afterwards the Talkin’ Trash Team will adjourn to Culver’s where great prizes from “The SkinnyDipper Shop” will be awarded in many categories such as “Above & Beyond” & “Most Unusual Find”.

Do a psychological evaluation of society based on their trashy habits.

 Even though the undaunted Talkin’ Trash Team sez, “We ain’t afraid of no stinkin’ rain”, in case of volumes of liquid sunshine on Saturday, come back on Sunday.

For more info, or to let us know you might join us contact Friends of Mazo Beach: friendsofmazobeach@yahoo.com or 608-798-1954

 Again, thanks so very much to the many people who participate. It not only helps express our gratitude and appreciation to Mother Earth, but contributes greatly toward helping local people gain a better understanding of who we are.

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Announcing “Fearful Freaky Fright Night 2009”

When the sun goes farther away & leaves turn psychedelic colors we have this silly habit of getting together one weekend and acting weird indoors. 

This has been occurring for over a quarter of a century now. 

Most recently has been the

Halloween Happeneen Folloween Electeen 2004 followed by the

Fright Fest 2005 followed by the

Ghastly Ghoulish Gala 2006 followed by the

Beast Bash 2007 followed by the

Bare Bones Bash 2008.

 

Another year has passed

(spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin…….   circle)

and guess what – – – IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN !!!

 

[be afraid… be very afraid!!!]  

Whether you want to scare or be scared, we have a place for you!

Get sliced & diced by a dysfunctional family of murderous clowns!

 

You’re invited to forego all other foolish pleasures

and crawl over to some mayhem & mischief at

the Friends of Mazo Beach & the Badger Naturists

Fearful Freaky Fright Night

October 24th – 25th, 2009

Happy Halloween! 

FEATURING:

spacious pool – hot tub – steam room – sauna – health club –

games – quizzes – contests – dancing – food – fun

 

COST FOR ENTIRE FREAKY FIASCO –

$99 / ROOM for 1 or 2 people (add $10 per person for each non – BN /FOMB)

$119 / ROOM for 3 or 4 people (add $10 per person for each non-BN /FOMB)

(includes party 2 pm – 11 am, & potluck dinner & breakfast for each person)

 

COST TO BE FRIGHTEN OUT OF YOUR CLOTHING  FOR THE EVENING ONLY –

$15 per BN / FOMB SINGLE    :    $25 per BN / FOMB COUPLE

$25 per NON – BN / FOMB SINGLE    :    $35 per NON – BN / FOMB COUPLE

( includes party 5 pm – 1 am, and potluck dinner for each person )

 

COST FOR KIDS –  FREE! 

The MASTER says younglings are welcome

(for they are crunchy & taste good with ketchup)

 

BRING:

Creative spooktacular Halloween costume  *

Devilishly delicious dish to share  *

Jack-o-lantern for contest *

Room decorations *

BYOP: bring your own potion (no cash bar)

Towel and lawn chair

A playfully ghoulish spirit

 * prizes given to quiz & game winners as well as for best potluck items, costumes, jack-o-lanterns, & room decorations

 

DIRECTIONS:

West of Madison, Yadda Yadda Hwy Blah Blah Blah: 

[ie: Directions upon confirmation of reservation.]

BN & FOMB respect the request for discretion

expressed by the management of this 5-star facility.

It is mandatory that all participants also respect and honor this request.

Please be sensitive to the preciousness of this winter activities facility.

                                                                                                    

RESERVATIONS:

For more info or to request a reservation form, call  608-798-1954.

Reservations from Badger Naturists & Friends of Mazo Beach honored first.

Admittance by reservation only – ABSOLUTELY NO WALK-INS.

Reservation form and payment deadline is October 17th.

 

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